Photographic Proof that the Bird Conspiracy is a "Thing"

For those of you who read Bill O'Neill's recent post (https://www.brateragency.com/post/birds-aren-t-real-are-they) about the conspiracy involving...well, what should they be called...animatronic spy birds?...and thought the post was all O'Neill sarcasm and satire and a complete fiction, here is photographic proof sent by Brater colleague Eric Wojtanik that the conspiracy exists out in the world. Eric spotted this van parked in Los Angeles.

If you see this vehicle, steer clear. Just sayin'.